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Roseanne’s Morning Triumph: Fox’s Record-Breaker Beats ‘The View
In a startling turn of events, Roseanne Barr’s latest venture into morning television on Fox has shattered viewer records, eclipsing even the long-standing dominance of…
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Breaking: Taylor Swift Leaves Hollywood, Says “Too Much Wokeness Here”
In a surprising announcement, Taylor Swift has bid farewell to Hollywood, citing an overwhelming saturation of “wokeness.” The Grammy-winning artist expressed a need for a…
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Breaking: Jennifer Lopez Declines Justin Bieber’s Offer to Join the ‘You Can’t Cancel America Tour,’ Citing Bieber’s Reputation for Controversy: ‘He Gets Booed A lot’
In a whirlwind of celebrity snubs, Jennifer Lopez has gracefully sidestepped Justin Bieber’s earnest plea to join his “You Can’t Cancel America Tour.” Citing Bieber’s…
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Shaq Bans Members of The View from His Restaurants, Saying ‘They’re Toxic in Nature’
In a move that’s as unexpected as it is bold, Shaquille O’Neal, the larger-than-life basketball legend turned entrepreneur, has declared that members of the daytime…
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BREAKING: Beyoncé’s ‘Texas Hold ‘Em’ debuts at No. 1 on the country chart
Beyoncé has become the first Black woman to top Billboard’s Hot Country Songs chart, after her track Texas Hold ‘Em debuted at No 1. In a genre whose…
