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Breaking: Paramount Pulls Plug on $400 Million De Niro Project, “He’s Like A Baby”
In what could be described as the most dramatic plot twist not actually scripted for the big screen, Paramount Pictures has abruptly canceled its $400…
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Breaking: Peyton Manning Loses Almost $10 Million After Bud Light Commercial, “Might Go Broke”
In a surprising turn of events, legendary NFL quarterback Peyton Manning finds himself grappling with financial woes following a high-profile endorsement deal with Bud Light.…
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Breaking: Guy Fieri Kicks Woke Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant, “He’s Creepy And Ungodly”
In a shocking turn of events that left diners and staff at Guy Fieri’s renowned restaurant in disbelief, the celebrity chef himself, known for his…
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TRUE: Candace Owens Kicks Joy Behar Out Of ‘The View’ Set On Her First Day
In a stunning turn of events on the set of “The View,” conservative commentator Candace Owens made headlines as she seemingly threw co-host Joy Behar…
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Breaking: Candace Owens Throws Toxic Whoopi Out Of The View Set, “Can’t Bear Her For Even A Minute”
In an unexpected turn of events that has sent ripples through the entertainment and political commentary worlds alike, Candace Owens, known for her conservative viewpoints…
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Breaking: Guy Fieri Throws Garry Sinise Out Of His Flavortown Restaurant, “He Weirds Me Out”
In a move that’s as shocking as a surprise twist in a reality TV cooking show, Guy Fieri, the Mayor of Flavortown and culinary icon,…
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Breaking: Lia Thomas Disqualified from Women’s Sports Hall of Fame, Suggestion to Pursue Men’s Hall of Fame
In a groundbreaking decision that has sent shockwaves through the world of sports, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who has been at the center of…
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Breaking: Kathy Bates to Portray Elon Musk in Upcoming Biopic
In a surprising and intriguing turn of events, acclaimed actress Kathy Bates has been chosen to portray the enigmatic tech magnate Elon Musk in an…
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Kanye West Rejects $50 Million Collaboration with Taylor Swift, Slamming Her “Toxic Pop Culture Influence”
In a surprising turn of events, Kanye West has turned down a lucrative $50 million collaboration offer with pop sensation Taylor Swift, citing her “toxic…
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Breaking: Candace Owens Joins “The View” as Official Co-Host, Taking Over Whoopi Goldberg
In a groundbreaking move that sent shockwaves through the world of daytime television, conservative commentator Candace Owens has officially joined the iconic talk show “The…