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Angelina Jolie Rejects Invitation to “Woke Hollywood Gala” Hosted by George Clooney, Calling It a “Hypocritical Circus”

Hollywood’s A-listers received a jolt when Angelina Jolie declined an invitation to attend a “Woke Hollywood Gala” hosted by George Clooney. Jolie criticized the event as a “Hypocritical Circus,” marking a stand against what she perceives as shallow virtue signaling in the industry.

Breaking: Jim Caviezel Takes a Stand, Rejects Collaboration with ‘Awful and Ungodly’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that renowned actor Jim Caviezel has taken a principled stand by refusing to work with legendary actor Robert De Niro. Using strong language, Caviezel has referred to De Niro as “awful and ungodly.” This unexpected move by Caviezel has ignited discussions not only about the personal dynamics between these two acclaimed actors but also about the broader implications…

Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg Files a $10 Million Lawsuit Against Tim Scott, ‘He Called Me Toxic’

In an unfolding drama that captures the intersection of celebrity, politics, and personal reputation, Whoopi Goldberg, the acclaimed actress and co-host of “The View,” has launched a $10 million lawsuit against Senator Tim Scott. The lawsuit stems from a contentious episode where Scott allegedly branded Goldberg as “toxic,” a remark that has since spiraled into a significant legal and public relations battle.

Tom Hanks Refuses $100 Million Endorsement Deal with Bud Light, Citing “Woke Crap Beer”

In a surprising rejection, Tom Hanks turned down a lucrative $100 million endorsement deal from Bud Light, citing concerns over the brand’s “Woke Crap Beer.” Hanks’ decision underscores a growing trend of celebrities taking principled stands against perceived cultural shifts.

DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY STILL EAT “DEVILED EGGS”

Stuffed eggs are a great resource when we have family or friends together at home and don’t want to mess with starters. They can be prepared in advance and kept in the fridge, allowing us to relax and enjoy guests without last minute worries. Ingredients :°eggs 6°3 small cans of tuna in olive oil°2 level tablespoons of mayonnaise + extra°Half a teaspoon of sweet paprika°1/23 teaspoon hot paprika* Preparation :We…

“He’s a creepy little guy”: Warner Bros Cancels $10 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to drop a highly anticipated $10 million project featuring iconic actor Robert De Niro. The decision comes amidst controversy, with some labeling De Niro as “creepy” and “woke,” raising questions about the intersection of personal beliefs and professional collaborations within the entertainment industry. This article explores the details surrounding the project, the reasons behind Warner Bros’ decision, and the broader…

Kelly Clarkson is a mother who spanks her kids if they don’t behave

She says that in her home state of Louisiana, where she lives, this is a common thing to do. Clarkson is from Fort Worth, Texas. She has two kids, River Rose, 5, and Remy, 3, as well as two stepchildren from her first marriage to Brandon Blackstock. When asked how she disciplined her children, she said, “I’m not above a spanking,” which some people don’t like. And she doesn’t mean…

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Michigan Parents Sue School, Allege It Concealed Daughter’s Transition From Them

Attorneys for the Alliance Defending Freedom have filed suit against a Michigan school district on the behalf of a mother and father who allege that employees of the school district assisted the couple’s child, a middle schooler, in transitioning, and concealed the school’s actions in that process from the parents. In the lawsuit, the Alliance Defending Freedom alleges that the school district assisted the child in transitioning by referring to…

Bright Smiles And Utter Joy Captured In 30 Pictures On The Day Of Adoption, Shared By This Non-Profit Helping Youth In Foster Care

We will also consider the bigger picture, dive into the nuances of adoption and foster care, looking into the ways we can contribute in helping foster youth when we’re not able to adopt, and seeing where the future could lead. Let’s get into it! Together We Rise is a non-profit organization aiming to make the foster care experience better for the 430,000 children going through it. They collaborate with individuals,…