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Angelina Jolie Rejects Invitation to “Woke Hollywood Gala” Hosted by George Clooney, Calling It a “Hypocritical Circus”
Hollywood’s A-listers received a jolt when Angelina Jolie declined an invitation to attend a “Woke Hollywood Gala” hosted by George Clooney. Jolie criticized the event…
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Michigan Parents Sue School, Allege It Concealed Daughter’s Transition From Them
Attorneys for the Alliance Defending Freedom have filed suit against a Michigan school district on the behalf of a mother and father who allege that…
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Barbra Streisand says she ‘can’t live in this country’ if this happens
Barbra Streisand, a staple of the Hollywood glitterati, went too far out on a limb recently in her online defense of Fulton County District Attorney…
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Sad news about Brad Pitt
In a recent interview, Brad Pitt revealed that he has prosopagnosia, or “facial blindness,” a rare neurological condition. Symptoms include difficulty recognizing faces, which can…
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Why Button-Down Shirts Have Loops On the Back
D If you’ve ever owned a button-down shirt, you may have noticed a small loop on the back, just below the collar. This seemingly insignificant…
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Breaking: CMT Issues Lifetime Ban on Taylor Swift, “She’s Worse Than Garth Brooks”
Country Music Television (CMT) has taken a decisive stance by banning Taylor Swift from their channel, asserting that her presence is deemed more unfavorable than…
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Breaking: Kid Rock’s Homage to Toby Keith Shatters Records, Garnering Larger Attendance Than Taylor Swift’s Most Epic Concert
In a night etched in music history, Kid Rock’s homage to Toby Keith shattered attendance records, eclipsing even Taylor Swift’s iconic shows. Drawing hundreds of…
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Roseanne’s Morning Triumph: Fox’s Record-Breaker Beats ‘The View
In a startling turn of events, Roseanne Barr’s latest venture into morning television on Fox has shattered viewer records, eclipsing even the long-standing dominance of…
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Breaking: Taylor Swift Leaves Hollywood, Says “Too Much Wokeness Here”
In a surprising announcement, Taylor Swift has bid farewell to Hollywood, citing an overwhelming saturation of “wokeness.” The Grammy-winning artist expressed a need for a…
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Breaking: Jennifer Lopez Declines Justin Bieber’s Offer to Join the ‘You Can’t Cancel America Tour,’ Citing Bieber’s Reputation for Controversy: ‘He Gets Booed A lot’
In a whirlwind of celebrity snubs, Jennifer Lopez has gracefully sidestepped Justin Bieber’s earnest plea to join his “You Can’t Cancel America Tour.” Citing Bieber’s…