Written by Chris Jorge
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Breaking: Kid Rock and Oliver Anthony Pull the Plug on New York From Their ‘Long Live America’ Tour, “Backing the 45th With Pride”
In a move that’s as audacious as it is political, Kid Rock and country sensation Oliver Anthony have taken a stand by cancelling all New…
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Breaking: ABC Fires Stephen Colbert Along with Jimmy Kimmel, “They Both Lost Their Touch”
In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment world, ABC has announced the termination of two of its most renowned late-night hosts,…
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Rihanna performing india billionaire son wedding
Rihanna is gracing the mic at an extravagant pre-wedding celebration over in India, where the son of Asia’s wealthiest individual is tying the knot… and…
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Healthy pickled beets recipe
8 medium fresh beets1 cup vinegar1/2 cup sugar1-1/2 teaspoons whole cloves1-1/2 teaspoons whole allspice1/2 teaspoon salt*Directions: Scrub beets and trim tops to 1 in. Place…
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Bud Light Sues Taylor Swift for “Woke Crap Music” Collaboration
The worlds of music and beverages collided in a legal showdown as Bud Light filed a lawsuit against pop sensation Taylor Swift, alleging her collaboration…
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Kid Rock Boycotts Starbucks, Slamming “Woke Coffee Culture”
Musician and provocateur Kid Rock made waves by announcing a boycott of Starbucks, lambasting the coffee giant for its embrace of what he termed “woke…
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Tom Hanks Bans Taylor Swift’s Music from His Movie Sets, Proclaiming “No Woke Anthems Here”
In a surprising move, beloved actor Tom Hanks announced a ban on Taylor Swift’s music from his movie sets, declaring that there would be “no…
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Riley Gaines Rejects Whoopi Goldberg’s Offer to Join ‘The View’, Citing “Excessive Wokeness”
In a surprising turn of events, actress and activist Riley Gaines made headlines by declining an invitation to join the esteemed panel of ‘The View’.…
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Roseanne’s New CBS Show Overtakes ‘The Conners’ in Ratings, Mocks “Woke Family Drama”
Roseanne Barr’s triumphant return to television has sent shockwaves through the industry as her latest CBS sitcom not only dominates the ratings but also unabashedly…
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Garth Brooks Blacklisted by Nashville Music Scene, Citing “Excessive Cowboy Hat Usage”
The country music world is abuzz with speculation as news spreads of Garth Brooks’ shocking blacklisting from Nashville’s illustrious music scene. The reason? Alleged “Excessive…
