Written by Chris Jorge
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Breaking: Aaron Rodgers Turns Down Nike’s $100 Million Offer, “I Won’t Work For A Woke Brand”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the sports and business worlds alike, Aaron Rodgers, the renowned NFL quarterback known for his prowess on…
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Breaking: Jason Aldean and Vanilla Ice Cancel New York From Their ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
In an unexpected twist that mirrors the contentious climate of American politics and culture, country music star Jason Aldean and iconic rapper Vanilla Ice have…
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In world first: Teenage boy is cured of deadly brain cancer
Lucas Jemeljanova, a 13-year-old boy from Belgium, captured the global attention achieving something that was previously considered impossible. This brave young man became the first…
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Megan Rapinoe Kicks Meghan McCain Off ‘The View’ On Her First Day
Soccer icon Megan Rapinoe takes charge on “The View,” ousting Meghan McCain from the set during her debut appearance. The unexpected power move sends shockwaves…
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Candace Owens Says She Will ‘100% Sue’ Cardi B Because Of Her ‘Wild Lies’
Candace Owens issues a bold declaration, vowing to pursue legal action against Cardi B over what she calls “wild lies.” The outspoken commentator asserts her…
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Breaking: Paramount Pulls Plug on $400 Million De Niro Project, “He’s Like A Baby”
In what could be described as the most dramatic plot twist not actually scripted for the big screen, Paramount Pictures has abruptly canceled its $400…
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Breaking: Peyton Manning Loses Almost $10 Million After Bud Light Commercial, “Might Go Broke”
In a surprising turn of events, legendary NFL quarterback Peyton Manning finds himself grappling with financial woes following a high-profile endorsement deal with Bud Light.…
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Breaking: Guy Fieri Kicks Woke Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant, “He’s Creepy And Ungodly”
In a shocking turn of events that left diners and staff at Guy Fieri’s renowned restaurant in disbelief, the celebrity chef himself, known for his…
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TRUE: Candace Owens Kicks Joy Behar Out Of ‘The View’ Set On Her First Day
In a stunning turn of events on the set of “The View,” conservative commentator Candace Owens made headlines as she seemingly threw co-host Joy Behar…
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Breaking: Candace Owens Throws Toxic Whoopi Out Of The View Set, “Can’t Bear Her For Even A Minute”
In an unexpected turn of events that has sent ripples through the entertainment and political commentary worlds alike, Candace Owens, known for her conservative viewpoints…