Written by Chris Jorge
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Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock to Lead All-Star Cast in Ocean’s Eleven Reboot
Get ready for the ultimate heist as Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock lead an all-star cast in the reboot of ‘Ocean’s Eleven’. Pitt and Bullock,…
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Breaking: Girls’ Swim Team Declines To Compete Against Biological Male, Says “It’s Not Right”
In a sporting world fraught with debates surrounding fairness, inclusion, and competition integrity, a recent decision by a girls’ swimming team to refuse to compete…
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“He is Evil”: Elon Musk Completely Exposes Bill Gates on X
In a surprising turn of events, the tech world was recently rocked by Elon Musk’s bold statement on X (formerly Twitter), where he unequivocally declared,…
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Breaking: Garth Brooks Booed After Rapping at Country Music Festival
In a surprising turn of events at a recent country music festival, legendary artist Garth Brooks attempted to incorporate rap into his performance, only to…
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Kicks Lia Thomas Out Of His Restaurant, ‘Woke People Don’t Dine Here’
In a move that has stirred the pot beyond the culinary world, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly made headlines with a controversial decision to ask…
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Breaking: Alyssa Milano Kicked Out Of The Golden Globes Red Carpet, “Your Woke Presence Is Not Welcome Here.”
The glitz and glamour of the Golden Globes often captivate audiences worldwide, but for actress and activist Alyssa Milano, the 2024 event turned out to…
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“Not On My Field”: Coach Andy Reid Fires 3 Top Players On The Spot For Anthem Kneeling
In a surprising turn of events, the NFL found itself in the midst of controversy as Coach Andy Reid, at the helm of the Kansas…
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Breaking: NFL Bans Taylor Swift From Super Bowl, “She’s Too Distracting”
In a move that has stunned fans and industry insiders alike, the National Football League (NFL) has announced a decision to ban pop superstar Taylor…
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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Withdraws from $1 Billion Project With “Creepy” Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to withdraw from a colossal $1 billion project…
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NCAA Decides to Reallocate All Basketball Trophies from Michael Jordan to LeBron James
The NCAA stirs controversy by redistributing basketball trophies, shifting accolades from Michael Jordan to LeBron James. The decision sparks debates over sports legacy and historical…
