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DEADLY FALL Prince Harry is devastated with grief. With heavy hearts, we announce the passing.
THE ARISTO TRAgedY A family member of Prince Harry’s model ex-girlfriend Florence Brudenell-Bruce died in a tumble.A wealthy elderly man died after falling out of his bedroom window while letting his cat out, his girlfriend revealed Tuesday. The 98-year-old 8th Marquess of Ailesbury fell after hitting his head on the concrete patio beneath him.Michael Brudenell-Bruce was discovered in a pool of blood by his girlfriend of over 30 years. He…
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Bret Baier Provides Positive Update on Pete Hegseth’s Nomination
Fox News anchor Bret Baier has provided a positive update on Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Defense. During a segment on Fox News, Baier said there’s been “growing optimism” with Trump’s team that Hegseth’s nomination is moving in the “right direction” with Republican senators. “I think there is this growing optimism with the President-elect and his team that they are making progress and that…
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Texas Man Sentenced to Prison for Striking Border Patrol Agent With Vehicle
A man from Katy, Texas, was sentenced to 18 months in prison by a federal court in Del Rio for one count of assaulting, resisting, or getting in the way of police officers or employees. “According to court documents, Kevin Dominguez, 26, drove a sedan to the U.S. Border Patrol immigration checkpoint, located on U.S. Highway 57, on Aug. 1, 2023. A USBP canine alerted the agents to the trunk,…
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House Passes Bill Blocking Future Presidents From Banning Oil Drilling Without Congress’ Approval
Legislation was passed 226 to 188 by the Republican-controlled House to prevent future administrations from prohibiting oil and gas drilling without the consent of Congress. The “Protecting American Energy Production Act” was passed by lawmakers in a vote on Friday, which forbids the president from “declaring a moratorium on the use of hydraulic fracturing unless Congress authorizes the moratorium.” Republican House members unanimously voted in favor of the legislation’s passage,…
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Bret Baier Provides Positive Update on Pete Hegseth’s Nomination
Fox News anchor Bret Baier has provided a positive update on Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Defense. During a segment on Fox News, Baier said there’s been “growing optimism” with Trump’s team that Hegseth’s nomination is moving in the “right direction” with Republican senators. “I think there is this growing optimism with the President-elect and his team that they are making progress and that…
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PAINFUL LOSS 18-year-old rodeo roper Ace Patton Ashford dies in freak accident with horse, just weeks before he was supposed to reach a lifelong goal. A YOUNG rodeo roper died this week after being dragged across an open field by his horse.Unexpectedly, 18-year-old Ace Patton Ashford died on August 12 while helping a sick cow….
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My 5-Year-Old Daughter Called Me at Work: ‘Mom Left the House with Her Stuff and Told Me to Wait for You, Daddy’
Kevin never expected his wife to vanish. But when his five-year-old daughter calls him at work, scared and alone, his world shatters. Laurel is gone, leaving only a cryptic note behind. A week later, he finds out her big secret. Now, he must face the truth: she never wanted their life. She wanted the world. I never thought I’d be the guy whose wife just… vanished. But a week ago,…
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After My Divorce, I Was Bullied by My Ex-husband’s Family – They Were Taught a Harsh Lesson by a Person I Didn’t Expect
Teresa thought she had it all with Shawn, her high school sweetheart turned husband. But as his ambition faded, so did their marriage. Following a bitter divorce, Shawn’s family turned vicious. Just when Teresa thought she couldn’t take any more, an unexpected ally stepped in, demanding justice. If you had told me in high school that my life would turn into a melodramatic soap opera, I would have laughed in…
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I Came Across a Cat with an ID Tag in My Garden — After Calling the Number, I Turned Down $100,000, but Found Happiness
When I found a sleek black cat in my garden, I never expected it to lead to a life-altering decision. Returning Archibald to his owner seemed simple — until a stranger offered me $100,000 to lie. Torn between temptation and integrity, I had no idea my choice would change everything… I stood in my kitchen that morning, breathing in the smell of fresh coffee and new beginnings. The house wasn’t…
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Heartbroken Michael Jordan overcome with emotions
Michael Jordan paid tribute to Jerry West, a basketball legend, on First Take. It was announced earlier today that the man on the NBA logo died at the age of 86, with his wife around him. Numerous tributes have been sent to West, who was a champion both on and off the court. Additionally, First Take reported on X that Jordan, 61, texted Stephen A. Smith while he was live…
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