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Tom Hanks Refuses $100 Million Endorsement Deal with Bud Light, Citing “Woke Crap Beer”

In a surprising rejection, Tom Hanks turned down a lucrative $100 million endorsement deal from Bud Light, citing concerns over the brand’s “Woke Crap Beer.” Hanks’ decision underscores a growing trend of celebrities taking principled stands against perceived cultural shifts.