Satire

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I recently invested $6,500 in a registered Black Angus bull. Despite placing him among the herd, he showed no interest in mating with the cows, merely grazing on grass.

Concerned about the value of my investment, I called the vet for an assessment. The vet found the bull to be in good health but suggested he might be a bit too young. As a remedy, the vet provided pills to be administered daily.

Remarkably, within two days of starting the medication, the bull began servicing all the cows in my herd, and even ventured to breed with the neighboring herd after breaking through the fence.

His sudden virility was astonishing! Though I’m uncertain of the pills’ contents, they had a hint of peppermint flavor.

Written by Chris Jorge

Chris is an author with a keen interest in space exploration and a flair for satirical commentary. Their extensive writing covers the latest breakthroughs in astronomy and astrophysics, as well as ongoing missions to explore our solar system and beyond. Besides their work on space topics, Chris is renowned for their satirical pieces, which often offer a humorous and irreverent take on modern issues and events. This distinctive combination of science and humor has garnered them a loyal following and numerous awards. When not writing, Chris enjoys stargazing with their telescope or perfecting their comedic talent at local open mic nights.

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