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How to Tell If An Egg Has Gone Bad

Let’s talk about eggs. They are a very common food. We use them in many meals, from breakfast foods like scrambled eggs to sweet desserts like cakes. It’s important to know if your eggs are still good to eat. Even though eggs have a hard shell, they can go bad. Knowing how to tell if an egg is fresh will help you cook safely and make tasty food. This guide will show you several ways to check your eggs. We’ll look at the simple “float test,” how to check the date on the carton, and how to use your senses to see if an egg is spoiled.

Checking the Date on the Carton

When you buy eggs, look at the date printed on the carton. This date is not the “expiration date,” but it tells you when the eggs were packed. This is called the “packing date.” It’s written in a special way called the Julian format. This date helps you know how fresh your eggs are. Eggs are usually good to eat for four to five weeks after the packing date, if you keep them in the fridge. However, it’s best to eat them within three to five weeks of buying them. This helps make sure they taste their best.

The Easy “Float Test”

One very easy way to check an egg is the “float test.” This test tells you how fresh an egg is by checking the air pocket inside. As eggs get older, the air pocket gets bigger, and this makes them float. To do the test, put your eggs in a bowl of water. If the egg sinks and lies flat on its side, it’s very fresh. If it sinks but stands up on its end, it’s getting old. If it floats to the top, it’s probably gone bad, and you should throw it away. “If you can’t remember if it’s been 5 weeks or more, err on the side of caution.” If you’re not sure how long the eggs have been in your fridge, it’s better to be safe and not use them.

Using Your Senses to Check

Besides the float test, you can also use your sense of smell, sight, and touch to check your eggs. Your nose can be a very good tool. Fresh eggs don’t have a strong smell. They might smell a little like grass. But if an egg smells bad or like sulfur, it’s definitely spoiled. “A quick sniff before cracking can help you avoid using bad eggs.” So, smell your eggs before you crack them. When you touch an egg, you can shake it gently. Fresh eggs don’t make much noise when you shake them. But if a spoiled egg sounds like it’s sloshing around, it means the inside is watery. “Those air pockets we check for in the float test give the contents inside more room to slosh around.” Also, look at the egg shell. If the shell is cracked or broken, or if you see any strange colors, don’t use the egg. If you see any dirt or anything else that doesn’t belong on the shell, throw the egg away. While these tests aren’t as strongly recommended by experts as the float test, they can give you extra information about the quality of your eggs.

How Eggs Are Made

The way eggs are made can also affect how fresh they are. For example, “free-range eggs” come from chickens that can go outside. This helps them act naturally and might make their eggs fresher. If a chicken is not stressed, it might lay better eggs. “A hen that isn’t under constant stress about pumping out eggs certainly would have differences in egg quality, right? Well, that’s what the experts think, and it’s a pretty compelling argument (as well as keeps PETA off their backs).” Knowing how different eggs are made can help you choose the best eggs when you shop.

Enjoy Fresh Eggs!

Making sure your eggs are fresh is very important for making good and safe food. By using the float test, smelling the eggs, and looking at them, you can know if your eggs are good. Also, knowing how eggs are made helps you understand why some eggs are fresher than others. With these tips, you can enjoy fresh eggs and not worry about using spoiled ones.

Written by Chris Jorge

Chris is an author with a keen interest in space exploration and a flair for satirical commentary. Their extensive writing covers the latest breakthroughs in astronomy and astrophysics, as well as ongoing missions to explore our solar system and beyond. Besides their work on space topics, Chris is renowned for their satirical pieces, which often offer a humorous and irreverent take on modern issues and events. This distinctive combination of science and humor has garnered them a loyal following and numerous awards. When not writing, Chris enjoys stargazing with their telescope or perfecting their comedic talent at local open mic nights.

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