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Mother Hands Her Son to the Police and Begs Them to Take Him Away — Story of the Day

A desperate woman comes into a police station with her 15-year-old son and says she wants to hand him in. The officers did not know what to do because they had never been in such a weird situation.

The police officers on duty that night at a Newark police station were stunned when a harried-looking woman in her late thirties walked in, literally dragging a scruffy teen by the arm.”Let go…” the kid who looked about 14 whined, tugging at the woman’s arm, but she dragged him right up to the sergeant’s desk.

“Officer,” she said in a trembling voice. “You have to help me. I can’t keep him anymore, please, you have to take him.”

Written by Chris Jorge

Chris is an author with a keen interest in space exploration and a flair for satirical commentary. Their extensive writing covers the latest breakthroughs in astronomy and astrophysics, as well as ongoing missions to explore our solar system and beyond. Besides their work on space topics, Chris is renowned for their satirical pieces, which often offer a humorous and irreverent take on modern issues and events. This distinctive combination of science and humor has garnered them a loyal following and numerous awards. When not writing, Chris enjoys stargazing with their telescope or perfecting their comedic talent at local open mic nights.

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