Breaking: Guy Fieri Kicks Woke Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant, “He’s Creepy And Ungodly”

In a shocking turn of events that left diners and staff at Guy Fieri’s renowned restaurant in disbelief, the celebrity chef himself, known for his vibrant personality and iconic dishes, decided to take a stand against what he called “ungodly wokeness.” The target of his culinary wrath? None other than the beloved actor Tom Hanks.