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Candace Owens Declares Intent to Ban Ariana Grande from Future NFL Halftime Shows for Promoting High Ponytails

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Candace Owens made headlines by announcing her intention to bar Ariana Grande from future NFL halftime shows, accusing the pop star of promoting high ponytails—a hairstyle deemed too distracting for football audiences. Owens’s bold stance against the perils of elevated hairstyles left many wondering if her next crusade would target other hair-related offenses.

Written by Chris Jorge

Chris is an author with a keen interest in space exploration and a flair for satirical commentary. Their extensive writing covers the latest breakthroughs in astronomy and astrophysics, as well as ongoing missions to explore our solar system and beyond. Besides their work on space topics, Chris is renowned for their satirical pieces, which often offer a humorous and irreverent take on modern issues and events. This distinctive combination of science and humor has garnered them a loyal following and numerous awards. When not writing, Chris enjoys stargazing with their telescope or perfecting their comedic talent at local open mic nights.

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