Satire

A Bite-Sized Satirical History of Bakeries

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In the kingdom of Crustopia, bakers rose to power on a tide of dough. Their bakeries, temples of temptation, lured in citizens with promises of buttery bliss and carb-induced euphoria.

But as their influence grew, so did their egos. The Great Flour Famine of 1845 revealed their true colors as they hoarded flour, driving prices sky-high and leaving the populace hungry and resentful.

The gluten-free revolution dealt the final blow. With citizens ditching bread for trendy alternatives, bakeries crumbled faster than a poorly kneaded loaf.

And so, the once-mighty bakers were reduced to mere crumbs of their former glory, a cautionary tale of dough gone wrong.

Written by Chris Jorge

Chris is an author with a keen interest in space exploration and a flair for satirical commentary. Their extensive writing covers the latest breakthroughs in astronomy and astrophysics, as well as ongoing missions to explore our solar system and beyond. Besides their work on space topics, Chris is renowned for their satirical pieces, which often offer a humorous and irreverent take on modern issues and events. This distinctive combination of science and humor has garnered them a loyal following and numerous awards. When not writing, Chris enjoys stargazing with their telescope or perfecting their comedic talent at local open mic nights.

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